She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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