I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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