You're my little dorito
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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