waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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