I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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