butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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