Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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