Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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