ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
