You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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