jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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