he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm getting married
To pizza
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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