Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
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