we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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