He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
do nipples grow back?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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