I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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