There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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