I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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