wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
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