Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
So squirting runs in the family.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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