Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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