yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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