I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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