Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I have feelings that need drinking.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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