? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
In other news, I just burned my penis
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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