Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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