You really coming over, don't trick.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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