why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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