Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
