i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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