There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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