do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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