he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Life without a bra equals bliss.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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