let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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