Me. At least after what I've been through.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I'm like, not good at living.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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