My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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