idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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