wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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