So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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