we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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