That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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