I'm drive I can fine osifer
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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