I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
should my penis look like a turkey
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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