I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Randomize
