I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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