I'm eating all of the evidence.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
