Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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