u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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