im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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