3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Small penises have feelings too.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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