my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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