Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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